The Simulator
For dating in the age of social distancing...
say "hi computer" to star your date
Send
-computer <3
Ask the computer questions like:
Do you have corona?
Can we meet up?
Where are you from?
What do you look like?
What music do you like?
Will you write me a poem?
Will you serenade me?
Are you enjoying our date?
Are we about to kiss right now?
make sure to compliment your date