The Simulator
For dating in the age of social distancing...
say "hi computer" to star your date

-computer <3
Ask the computer questions like:

Do you have corona?

Can we meet up?

Where are you from?

What do you look like?

What music do you like?

Will you write me a poem?

Will you serenade me?

Are you enjoying our date?

Are we about to kiss right now?

make sure to compliment your date